Author(s): MACMILLAN

Children

A snowman-shaped book of very funny Christmas jokes. Full of seasonal silliness it is the perfect festive stocking filler. What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's Decembrrrrr What do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers! What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse card What do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour What do you call a prawn that won't share its Christmas presents? Shell-fish